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{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":361}
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