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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't oysters give to charity?","punchline":"Because they're shellfish.","id":432}
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Santa Catarina is one of the municipalities of Nuevo León in Northern Mexico. Its municipal seat is located at Santa Catarina, as municipalities in Mexico are often named after their seats. It is included within the Monterrey metropolitan area.
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