Things that you're incapable of."}} ["Taxidermy fashion

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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

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